Dean D'Agati (dotcom)

I’m all for implementing technology into the classroom, or whatever. But making a homework assignment due online every Sunday at 4? Come on! Especially today, it’s Super Bowl Sunday! What is the world coming to?

That is all.

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I just had the creepiest, and weirdest awakening of by entire life. It’s 10:30 on a Sunday morning, so obviously, I’m asleep, when all of the sudden I hear this really loud buzzing sound—really loud—coming from my desk. My first reaction was just plain confusion. WTF is making that noise?! I checked my cell phone to see if it was vibrating against the desk or something, but that was stupid because the whole point of vibrating is so that it doesn’t make sound… and this was LOUD. Finally, I spot the noise maker. It’s my fucking electric toothbrush. It has FREAKED OUT. Not only did it turn itself on, but it’s not going at normal electric toothbrush speed… it’s going like 200 miles per hour… I think it’s going to explode. So I pressed the off button… but it doesn’t turn off. And as I type this, it is still sitting here on my desk vibrating. It’s got an internal battery that doesn’t come out! What do I do with this thing!?

Anyway, good morning.

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